Rahul Gandhi has said he will be the Prime Minister if the Congress is the largest party. Quite a lot of people are surprised by this admission. Especially the media.
I don’t know why.
What did you expect? That he does all the hard work, run from temple to temple, visit churches and masjids in between, and then if the Congress wins the elections, anoint somebody else as the PM.
Yes, he and his mom have done it in the past. He could have become the PM anytime he wanted between 2004 and 2014. Manmohan Singh did everything, other than beg, to make him a minister in the Cabinet.
The guy has decided ‘not any more’. If he wins the elections he will be the PM. And why not?
Because he is a Pappu?
If he was ridiculed as Pappu earlier, today the word is looked upon as ‘cute’, especially since a name called Feku gained currency.
Because he doesn’t have the brains?
We are not aware if he is capable of any policy making. But there is one guarantee, he won’t do a demonetisation. He qualifies on that one count.
Because he will be dependent on people like Sam Pitroda?
It is always better to have good and informed advisors. Hopefully his kitchen cabinet won’t be quack economists, babas & swamis.
Because he is not 56 chhati?
He is a regular at the gym and may have a four-pack, if that helps.
Because he is not a fakir with a jhola?
Rahul has shown his kurta pockets have holes in them. You can’t be more fakir than that.
Because he is a Gandhi?
If a doctor's son can become a doctor, an engineer's son can become an engineer, a scavenger's son must become a scavenger, a Gandhi's son can become a PM. Anyway, it's not his fault Modi and Vajpayee aren’t married.
There is only one reason why Rahul Gandhi can’t become the PM.
Because he doesn’t have the numbers. Once he has them, it's his job to take.
I don’t know why.
What did you expect? That he does all the hard work, run from temple to temple, visit churches and masjids in between, and then if the Congress wins the elections, anoint somebody else as the PM.
Yes, he and his mom have done it in the past. He could have become the PM anytime he wanted between 2004 and 2014. Manmohan Singh did everything, other than beg, to make him a minister in the Cabinet.
The guy has decided ‘not any more’. If he wins the elections he will be the PM. And why not?
Because he is a Pappu?
If he was ridiculed as Pappu earlier, today the word is looked upon as ‘cute’, especially since a name called Feku gained currency.
Because he doesn’t have the brains?
We are not aware if he is capable of any policy making. But there is one guarantee, he won’t do a demonetisation. He qualifies on that one count.
Because he will be dependent on people like Sam Pitroda?
It is always better to have good and informed advisors. Hopefully his kitchen cabinet won’t be quack economists, babas & swamis.
Because he is not 56 chhati?
He is a regular at the gym and may have a four-pack, if that helps.
Because he is not a fakir with a jhola?
Rahul has shown his kurta pockets have holes in them. You can’t be more fakir than that.
Because he is a Gandhi?
If a doctor's son can become a doctor, an engineer's son can become an engineer, a scavenger's son must become a scavenger, a Gandhi's son can become a PM. Anyway, it's not his fault Modi and Vajpayee aren’t married.
There is only one reason why Rahul Gandhi can’t become the PM.
Because he doesn’t have the numbers. Once he has them, it's his job to take.
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